Some Tounge Twisters

1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw…..

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Interesting Picture Quiz

Carefully observe the above picture. Then answer the following questions:

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?


HR Notice - This is for your kind attention

A circular was found in one of the office notice boards -

Dear Team ,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) TRANSPORTATION:

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

  • If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
  • If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
  • If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).

  • They are called SUNDAYs.

3) LUNCH BREAK :

  • Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
  • Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
  • Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.

  • If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) TOILET USE :

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

  • There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
  • At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
  • After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
  • Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

6) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

  • You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
  • To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

7) INTERNET USAGE :

All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.

  • Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Source:- A2Z Education