When you don’t do it, you’re lazy.
When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When you make a mistake, you’re an idiot.
When your boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When doing something without being told, you’re
overstepping your authority.
When your boss does the same thing, that’s initiative.

When you take a stand, you’re being bull-headed.
When your boss does it, he’s being firm.

When you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you’re being rude.
When your boss skips a few rules, he’s being original.

When you please your boss, you’re apple polishing.
When your boss pleases his boss, he’s being co-operative.

When you’re out of the office, you’re wandering around.
When your boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When you’re on a day off sick, you’re always sick.
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an interview.
When your boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked.

A bottle of VODKA

and drinking all night away

Celebration means…

100 bucks of petrol

Girlfriend on bike and A Highway

Celebration Means…

Maggie Noodles @425 a.m in hostel room

Celebration Means…

3 old friends

3 separate cities

3 coffee mugs

1 internet messenger

Celebration Means…

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-fried and Friends dropping in for a party

CELEBRATION MEANS LIFE. Live life to the fullest

3 years back I was one of those who did not know how to use Yahoo messenger and hated discussion on computers. But today I feel proud when some of my friends come and ask for my suggestions for there commercial websites. It really feels great.

If I look back at those 3 years, Grmtech has been more of an institute rather than a company for me (Thanks to Aji and Sourav Da).

Also, I will always cherish all the friends (would have loved to write all the names, but the list would be too long.) I made at GRMTECH.

It’s been a great experience to work with all the GRMTECH members. Looking forward to spending some more precious time with you guyz

Some Memorable Pics.

Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress….

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. …

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop,
and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside the Box.”

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his “First Diwali”?
People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki’s place], Lanka etc…

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura.
In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 5: The interviewer asked to the candidate “This is your last question of the interview.
Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files.”

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.
Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask…..

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ……..

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ….

“THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX”

[source:Mmks World]

An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on the computer which can be named as “CON”. This is something pretty cool…and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, couldn’t answer why this happened

TRY IT NOW ,IT WILL NOT CREATE ” CON ” FOLDER

FACT #2
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For those of you using Windows, do the following:

1.) Open an empty notepad file
2.) Type “Bush hid the facts” (without the quotes)
3.) Save it as whatever you want.
4.) Close it, and re-open it.

is it just a really weird bug? :-??

FACT #3
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microsoft crazy facts

This is something pretty cool and neat…and unbelievable. .. At Microsoft the whole Team, including Bill Gates, couldn’t answer why this happened!
It was discovered by a Brazilian. Try it out yourself…

Open Microsoft Word and type

=rand (200, 99)

And then press ENTER

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!

2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.

3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha that he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.

4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.

5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world’s largest private jet company.

6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies. He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis. He has given his CEO’s only two rules.

Rule number 1: do not lose any of your share holder’s money.
Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.

7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time after he gets home is to make himself some popcorn and watch Television.

8. Bill Gates, the world’s richest man met him for the first time only 5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates became a devotee of Warren Buffet.

9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people:

1. Money doesn’t create man but it is the man who created money.
2. Live your life as simple as you is.
3. Don’t do what others say, just listen to them, but do what you feel good.
4. Don’t go on brand names; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
5. Don’t waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend them on who are really in need, rather.

http://www.anirudhlohia.com/blog/?p=85 Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,*

*Par HARBHAJJAN se darta hoon main MAA*

*Yun to main, dikhlata nahi,*

*Par ISHANT se ghabrata hoon main MAA*

*Tujhe sab hai pata,hai na MAA*

*Tujhe sab hai pata, meri MAA *

*FIELD mein yun na chhoro mujhe,*

*EK RUN bhi Bana na paun MAA*

*Kitni Deta hoon Main Galiya milke team ke sang,*

*Par Unhe Mai Jara bhi Dara Na paun MAA,*

Sachin toh Out Hota Nahi,

Achchha hai jo Saurabh Team Me Nahi,

*CRICKET KA BAAP HAI India main Man Gaya MAA,*

CRICKET KA BAAP HAI INDIA MAA

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Many people believe that media attention and commercial interest on cricket has adversely affected other sports in India. Cricket is religion in India and is followed with keen interest everywhere in India. With so much following and with so much interest how can media ignore it. In the pre world cup victory days there was not so much interest and following of cricket in India but after the word cup triumph everything changed, cricket gained in popularity and the performance of Indian Cricket team was followed by keen interest so it was perfectly justified for media to cover thoroughly.

With advent of electronic media and with presence of so many sports and news channel the time space given to cricket increased. We cannot blame media for covering so much of cricket as people in India generally liked it. If people in India had followed even 50% of any other sports like they follow cricket, media would have covered that too.

Some sports federation in India complain that their sport is not adequately covered or not many business houses come up to help them, that may have some justification but then again fault lies with other sports federation. They have not shown positive results which would have made people interested in that sport and as such with lack of interest shown by the people media also fails to cover it adequately.

In this liberalized world more people in India follow EPL then Indian football. People today can easily differentiate between the standard of football in India with that of other countries as people can watch live coverage of these would class games than why they should be interested in seeing the sub-standard Indian football. Electronic media is showing both these games but most people want to see the foreign league so why blame media.

People interest in cricket is derived from its good standing in world cricket. If India would not perform so well internationally then people would have lost some interest in it and so much of media would not have covered it so much. Today media rights (television) for cricket are sold for millions of dollars due to its popularity but TV rights for most other sports have no takers in India.

Media can play some limited part in popularizing a particular sport but the onus popularizing a sport lies mainly with the body that governs the sport so how can one blame media and commercial houses.

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It’s not only wrong but also wishful thinking. It is not correct to say that cricket has prospered at the expenses of other sports in India. Most Sports body in India are controlled by the Government like Hockey etc or by some individual perpetually like tennis.

Cricket in India is governed by BCCI which is not a government body. It is more or less a democratic set up with forward looking people controlling it.

Why has cricket prospered in India? Why is it so popular? Why are advertisers vying to advertise their product through cricket? To answer these questions we have to go back to 1983 – when India won the Prudential World Cup. It was the turning point for cricket in India. As the fate of other sports like Hockey started to look bleak (India won the only world cup in 1975) after total dominance in 40’s to 60’s, cricket triumph in 1983 World Cup came as a pleasant surprise. It is after this world cup triumphant Cricket started to gain popularity. If BCCI would not have capitalized on this success than te fate of cricket would also been just like some otter sports. BCCI was quick to gauge the mood of the nation and started to build the infrastructure (like new stadiums, floodlights etc) that took cricket to another level. Unlike other sports where sportsmen were paid peanuts BCCI slowly but surely paid their players adequately so much so that now Indian Players are amongst highest paid players in the World —– and Why Not? It is because of them that BCCI is earning so much and why won’t they get their share of the pie.

If other sports federation cannot operate probably cannot compete internationally ot if they cannot pay their players adequately, it is not the fault of Cricket. It is there drawback if they cannot operate professionally and make there sports popular amongst Indians. Who stops them to operate professionally, who stops them to win allocades for India – certainly not cricket. Instead of blaming cricket they should try and take a leaf out of cricket’s success. Most of the sports body is being run by the whims and fancies of their head without an iota of professionalism. Today India is as market economy, money follows success. First show the results and then one gets the money which again go a long way in sustaining the success, this is a vicious circle. Monsey in cricket has come only after the world cup triumph but it was also very important at that point of time to en-cash this success. After winning so many gold medals in Hockey why is it in such a bad taste — because due to lack of foresightedness and unprofessional attitude of there federation they could not en-cash their success. Why blame others for your impotentness.

Even if sportsman who earns laurels for their country in other sports earn next to nothing, is it because of cricket — certainly not. BCCI pays from its own resources and other sports should build their own resources too. You can’t force people to play or watch any sport. They watch or play cricket because today India has some standing in world Cricket. Due to success of cricket it has virtually become religion in India. It is aptly said that one gets what one deserves and Cricket certainly deserves all the Success.

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[Picture courtesy hinduonnet]

May you get all the success and …… in life.

NO!!

Indian Bloggers have a decided to join together and make a change. Blogathon India has just taken the first step towards it. Here are some exerts from there home page.

Blogathon India is a creation from the desire to:
• Instill a mass awakening amongst citizens and bloggers alike towards issues of social importance that affect our day to day lives.
• Building an interesting and close-knit community of bloggers to learn, share and socialize with a larger purpose.
• Motivate NGOs and other experts to embrace the net and start blogging with their invaluable ideas.
• To provide a platform for thought leadership for ideas to emerge, to get discussed, improved and implemented.
• Introduce citizens to blogging and help them to adopt Blogging platforms and tools to express their views.
• Encourage people to blog in regional languages including Hindi, Urdu, Kannada, Tamil, Malayalam, Telugu and Bengali among others.

Come lets join in

Anirudh here…

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Take this quiz:
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor actress.
6. Name the last decade’s worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here’s another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel, appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.
6. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you. Easier?

The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care. Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.

Testing Links

Some of the common free lance sites through which you get good work are
Elance, Free Lancing.

But interestingly one of my friend who happens to be running a small company in SEO, SEM and Custom Web Design and Programming
kind of work told me about Project 4 Hire. The initial look of this website looks good and well presented.

According to him he is got some very good deals through this site.

So anybody looking for some Free Lancing work do have a look at Project 4 Hire.

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2.I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won’t wish the wish you wish to wish.

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3.Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

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4 .A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

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5 .Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

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6 .If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

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7 .I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn’t have thought so much.

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8 .Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, “If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?”

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9.Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside.

Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said “NO”, and told Mr Outside to come outside.

Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

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10.SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

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11.The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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12.If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

“When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor’s the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor’s way”

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13.We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We’ll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot.

Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

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14.Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

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15 .A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly “Oh what should we do” Said the flea” Let us fly Said the fly”Let us flee” So they flew through a flaw in the flue

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16.If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

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17.Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See’s saw Before See sawed Soar’s seesaw, See’s saw would not have sawed Soar’s seesaw. So See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See’s saw sawed Soar’s seesaw…..

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Carefully observe the above picture. Then answer the following questions:

1. Which student seems to appear tired / sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?

Here are some tips that will help you:

1. Analyze the performance of your page

First of all analyze the performance of your webpage through a free online tool. It will help you with some performance analytics and also offer advice on how to improve your webpage’s loading time.

Web Page Analyzer at WebsiteOptimization.com

2. Some obvious optimizations

Remove everything you don’t necessarily need. Start with thise silly widgets, scripts and content you don’t need. After this you will see a miraculous improvement.

Use external files for reusable codes: If you are using CSS and Javascript which are being used in one or more page then put that into an external file. This will help your browser to cache those files instead of reading each of then every time the page loads.

3. Use CSS and Valid XHTML code

Avoid table based layouts. This will probably help you the most in browser rendering time. In order to render a table correctly the browser has read the complete data of the table from start to end and thus tables with lot of data will increase the loading time of your page. You can avoid this by using table less layouts with CSS.

Ordered Source Code. Ordering the source code of your webpage is very useful and at the same time easy technique involving the important part like navigation and content load and display first, leaving the less important part like footer and ads for last. A page like this is also considered good for search engine bots and may even result in better rankings in search engines.

4. Validate CSS and HTML

Its very important that you write a valid HTML and CSS code. This will eliminate the need for browser error correction and thus speed up the rendering time. You can use W3C validator to check your webpage for any code formatting errors.

5. Speed up Image load time

First of all remove the unwanted images from your webpage. This is a very obvious tip but sometimes the hardest thing to do.

Use height and width tags. Its important that use specify the height and width attributes of each and every image of your webpage. This will help the browser to render the image faster as there is no need for the browser each images data and determine its size. And also the page layout will not change as the images load.

6. Compress Your Codes.

Just like any other code CSS and JavaScript can effect your bandwidth especially for complex websites. This will help in reducing the size by 75% which can be a great performance boost. But keep the original files intact and achieved because most compression tools are one way solutions. Here are some of the tools.

• CSS and JavaScript Compressor by Sergej Müller
• CSS Compressor by CSS Drive
• PHP CSS Compressor by iBloomStudios
• JavaScript Compressor by Creativyst
• JS Minifier by Franck Marcia

Suggested Readings

• Site optimization tutorial at WebMonkey
• Ten ways to speed up the download time of your web pages at TheCodeProject
• 5 Ways to speed up your site by Paul Stamatiou

Review your posts before publishing them: Very often when I read my blog post again, I find mistakes and have to go back and correct them.

Encourage Participation: Always try and involve your blog reader by encouraging them to participate in your blog through comments or introducing some kind of polls.

Comment on other blogs: This will help you know other Bloggers and in addition to this will help you with some traffic for your blog.

Regularly posting: Its important that you maintain a posting frequency and try and stick to it.

Just be yourself: Remember its your blog and it should reflect you. Write your views, be boring, be unpredictable but just be yourself.

Don’ts

Don’t copy: As mentioned earlier try and mention your views on your blog but if there is something that you have copied from some other blog or site don’t forget to give them the credit.

Ignoring Users: Never ignore your user, try and respond to all of them.

Don’t Promote site/products you are not sure of: Trust is something that takes time to build and you surely do not want your readers to loose it by reviewing some site and product that you are not sure of.

Add lot of widgets: Don’t add lot of widgets on your blog. This will increase the loading time of your blog and may get frustrating for your readers.

Don’t Give up: Blogging is not as easy as it seems to be. Its something that will take some time. Just take care of it, nurture it, feed it regularly and it will bear fruits. And for all these all you need is staying motivated. Remember when going gets tough, tough gets going.