Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round…..

Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress….

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. …

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,
it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop,
and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;

* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.

* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.
I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside the Box.”

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his “First Diwali”?
People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki’s place], Lanka etc…

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura.
In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 5: The interviewer asked to the candidate “This is your last question of the interview.
Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files.”

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.
Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,
then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask…..

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ……..

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ….

“THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX”

[source:Mmks World]

A circular was found in one of the office notice boards -

Dear Team ,

Please be advised that these are NEW rules and regulations implemented to raise the efficiency of our firm.

1) TRANSPORTATION:

It is advised that you come to work driving a car according to your salary.

• If we see you driving a Honda, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.
• If you drive a 10 year old car or taking public transportation, we assume you must have lots of savings therefore you do not need a raise.
• If you drive a Pickup, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

2) ANNUAL LEAVE :

Each employee will receive 52 Annual Leave days a year ( Wow! said 1 employee).

• They are called SUNDAYs.

3) LUNCH BREAK :

• Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
• Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
• Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

4) SICK DAYS:

We will no longer accept a doctor Medical Cert as proof of sickness.

• If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

5) TOILET USE :

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilets.

• There is now a strict 3-minute time limit in the cubicles.
• At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the door will open and a picture will be taken.
• After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
• Subsequent pictures will be sold at public auctions to raise money to pay your salary.

6) SURGERY :

As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs.

• You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact.
• To have something removed constitutes a breach of employment.

7) INTERNET USAGE :

All personal Internet usage will be recorded and charges will be deducted from your bonus (if any) and if we decide not to give you any, charges will be deducted from your salary.

• Important Note: Charges applicable as Rs.20 per minute as we have 4MB connection.

Just for information, 73% of staff will not be entitled to any salary for next 3 months as their Internet charges have exceeded their 3 months salary.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience.

Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations,irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Source:- A2Z Education